Situation #1
At chat or text
1)
Ques : Watpe ?
Ans : Do Stupid
2)
Ques : Dh mkn ?
Ans : Blum
3)
Ques : Sal tak mkn?
Ans : Eyh , suke ati mak bapak aq la nk mkn atau tak ! -.-'
4)
Ques : What's up ?
Ans : Let me check. Fan and ceiling .. maybe ?
5)
Ques : How old are you ?
Ans : 31 :) i mean , 13
6)
Ques : When's your birthday ?
Ans : 2nd August 1998
Situation #2
They saw my boyfriend walk with other girl(s)
1)
Ques : Is that your boyfriend
Ans : If i say yes , will u get the hell outta here ?
2)
Ques : Tak jealous ke ?
Ans : What do u think ? -.-
3)
Ques :Are u okay if he's with other girl(s) ?
Ans : I'm fine dude . Totally !
Situation #3
When i'm crying or in the bad mood
1)
Ques : Are u okay ?
Ans : Yeah , i'm okay . Douche ! if i'm okay , why would i cry ?
2)
Ques : Why are u in the bad mood ?
Ans : Coz u talk to much -.-'
3)
Ques : Why are u crying ?
Ans : My mum just beat me D:
Situation #4
Crazy ?
1)
Ques : Will u marry me ?
Ans : yeah . :)
2)
Ques : Can i borrow your jeans ?
Ans : Neh , your butt is too big . LOL , joking
3)
Ques : Do u want a glass of beer ?
Ans : Sure . i want , but u drink . okeyh ?
4)
Ques : Do you have a boyfriend
Ans : Hmm , yeah . Lots of them . Why ? you dnt have a boyfriend ? u must be joking right ? i have a girlfriends too . pfft~ duhh , everybody has a boyfriends . ( I know , imma Lurus Bendul) LOL
I just made this for fun .
And for all who questioned me this (beep) question .
this is the answer .
Bye .
LOL